spongebobssquarepants:

tlirsgender:

Actors are too scared to be hammy these days I’m tired of people mumbling. Bring back that shakespearean shit. Enunciate like your life depends on it. I have audio processing disorder

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

nat-20s:

“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

egberts:

romcommunist:

the name “theresa” is so funny like. theres a what

cly321r:

funnytwittertweets:

peppapigvevo:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was talking to a bunch of people and when I asked one girl for her name, everyone went really silent, then she whipped out her phone and explained how she’d sold it online for bitcoins, like an NFT.

Faeries are keeping up with the times I see

the fucking urls get me every time

fairycosmos:

hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years

katwaterflame:

thesevenumbrellas:

Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs

I literally started watching The Good Place because of tumblr gifsets.

egberts:

ALT

Text: PSA to anyone with a tree nut allergy who frequents starbucks. We have a new drink called the pistachio cold foam cold brew and our pistachio sauce not only has real pistachio in it, the syrup sticks inside the blender and will 100% not fully wash off with the rinsers we use (its just water). I highly suggest if you want a cold foam drink during Jan-March you request it done in a sanitized blender to lower the chance of having a reaction if you are at risk.

funnytwittertweets:

stardustkylos:

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

animatedamerican:

secretladyspider:

bi-poly-not-interested:

Even if you’re monogamous. This is not just for polyamorous people. Your partner is allowed to have fulfilling friendships outside of you. Your partner is allowed to turn to other people to help meet their needs. Demanding that they only come to you is unrealistic, toxic, possessive, and an unhealthy dynamic. The narrative that your partner should get everything from you - and you get everything from them - is a harmful product of bad rom coms. Don’t fall for it.

Absolutely even if you’re monogamous. Maybe especially then.

Your partner should have fulfilling relationships outside of the one they have with you. This isn’t just something you should tolerate, it’s something you should encourage, for your own emotional well-being as well as theirs. If your partner doesn’t want to have any relationships outside of the one they have with you, something is terribly wrong.